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Chris, one of the things I love most about being on newscast is just how resourceful

our listeners are.

Oh yeah.

There is no problem they cannot solve.

Ah, right.

So for example, the problem of you, a... There is no problem they cannot solve. Ah, right.

So for example, the problem of you occasionally spilling food on yourself.

Which is a big problem and to one I, to one to which I am persistently grappling for a solution

and failing abjectly.

Well, you're doing okay today.

Not too bad today.

Although you did nearly choke on a salad when I saw you earlier.

So it's actually much worse than spilling.

Anyway, today's ever resourceful newscaster is Peter, who messes us saying, here is how I avoid

this problem and Peter sent us a picture and Chris would you like to describe the

picture using all your your radio broadcasting skills this is a tremendous

picture Peter so Peter has on a very fetching blue shirt but crucially

has attached to him what looks like either a

giant napkin or indeed the table cloth but crucially has an additional piece of

paraphernalia attached to its most northerly point which is a kind of

hook that holds this thing upwards and is I think he's hooked around the

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