Sad Christmas
The Brighter Side
The Last Podcast Network
4.7 • 636 Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2021
⏱️ 69 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A roast as dark as the night. |
| 0:03.0 | Perfect for fueling the crypted research and mad ravings required for your podcasting. |
| 0:08.7 | Don't mind the red eyes. |
| 0:10.2 | He's just trying to warn you of the bridge. |
| 0:13.0 | The bridge! |
| 0:14.0 | Finally, from the caffeine-addled brains of Spring Hill Jack Coffee and last podcast on the left, |
| 0:19.9 | rebring you, Mothman's Red Eye Blend. |
| 0:22.6 | Yes, delicious Panama beans. |
| 0:25.3 | Go to Last Podcastmerch.com to order yours today. |
| 0:29.9 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. |
| 0:36.3 | Yeah, I'm from the Brats and can't be by. all on the right side |
| 0:40.3 | all the right side |
| 0:42.3 | I'm in my page |
| 0:45.3 | I'm in my page chair called my little blows |
| 0:48.3 | that's okay now I've got to me |
| 0:51.3 | you can't be on the right, you got to be on. |
| 0:57.0 | On the bright side. |
| 0:59.0 | Christmas, that time of year when you're bombarded with commercials about spending money to get people to like you. |
| 1:07.0 | But what if you don't have any money? |
| 1:09.0 | What if no one likes you? There's a reason Christmas has the most suicides, and it's not because that Mariah Carey, all I went for Christmas, is blasted at every CVS from here to the Brayette a Triangle. |
| 1:19.6 | Uh-ha! |
| 1:20.6 | Join us for the brighter side of crappy Christmas! |
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