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Don't Blame Me!

Sacrificing Your Livelihood For a Man

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the most nasal episode yet! Meghan and Melisa's health is deteriorating. They have an update from the December 18, 2023 episode where a listener's dog was ruining their life. It gets much worse, but then it gets a lot better. They then give advice to someone who wants to move in with their boyfriend and his sister, while still going to college. The duo also discusses The Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and an update of the Disney Cruise wedding, Secret Life of Mormon Wives Orange County, People who can't distinguish between reality and fiction, and what they're watching on TV. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Subscribe to But Am I Watching? Apple  Spotify Subscribe to Don’t Blame Me! Apple Spotify Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - meghanpodcast@gmail.com (300 words or less) DBM Submission Form Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello.

0:10.8

Welcome.

0:13.3

Welcome.

0:13.9

Where are we?

0:14.8

What are we doing?

0:15.9

Welcome to a brand new episode of Don't Blame Me.

0:18.9

We are a calling right in talking advice show where we,

0:24.4

Megan and Melissa, give wonderful, amazing, splendid, terrific, absolutely, I already saw that,

0:31.0

said that, magnificent. Maculant, maculent? Immaculate. Oh, immaculate. I was like,

0:36.2

what does that work? It's I'm a little congested.

1:31.3

It's not, I, I will say, that's on me. Okay. Advice. And so we also talk pop culture, talk about what's going on in our lives, uh, just talk about the world. How are you doing? I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm on the mend, finally. I don't think my voice sounds much better at all, so I do apologize, listeners, but I swear it's getting better. But I literally just spent like all weekend just being sick, laying on the couch, watching TV knitting and unknitting and knitting and knitting and, you know, constantly. I'm just trying to do this fucking sweater and I'm so goddamn confused and, you know, it's tough, but that's what it's supposed to be. Like, it's supposed to be a learning process, which I keep reminding myself. But I will say that the wonderful part of my weekend was that I was just sitting there sick and then Mott's was like, he wanted to clean like the whole house to be nice. And he did. And I just was like, that was lovely. Wonderful. Thank you so much.

1:35.1

Fans of that. Fans of that. What about you? What did you get up to? I didn't really get up too much

1:40.2

of anything because I was working. I got another promotion. And I laugh everyone because

1:46.5

like just know that like Melissa can't not get a promotion. I'm on the senior team now. So here I am.

1:53.5

That was yesterday would have it was like my first day of really doing it because I don't really

1:59.2

work on Monday and Tuesdays. I kind of do it, but not really.

2:02.7

And so it was like people that were my peers that were in the, that were already managers at the

2:10.7

point were asking me questions and I was like, things have shifted. There's a shift.

2:15.8

It's crazy. Like if you, I think if you're on an airplane

2:19.1

and someone was like, is there a medical professional on board? You would be like, you are not raising your hand. But I think everybody there's going to go, I think that lady knows what she would be doing. I actually think that lady should be doing something. Like, in a crowd, it's like, pick her out. We trust her.

2:33.3

So, you know, I love it.

2:35.7

I love the job.

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