This is Paul Hawkesby and Andy Jacobs. And this is the H&J Daily, some of the best bits of this afternoon show.

It was always good to see a ball runner, comedy store player, non-league journalists. What else does he do?

He chase his cheese. Up and downies. Up his and downies. Shrove-tied, he does a lot of stuff, as you'll discover.

Andy Smart was back, and he joined us in the studio.

We had quite a long chat about football and we talked about various other bits of stuff in the place. And then we tried Don't Ask Me, your friend Sockley Park stepped up for Don't

Ask Me and... Yes, I won't spoil the tension but let's put it this way. You'll never be hearing

from him again. Oh no. Well, let's find out what happened.

Eight minutes past one. Good afternoon, everyone. Good afternoon, Andy.

Good afternoon, Paul. And I very much enjoy this fellow, who's definitely one for the...

It's a great fun to have a pipe with fellow.

Oh, yes.

It's French mathematician Julien Guillaume.

Now, what Julian has done is basically do a simulation of today's Champions League draw.

He simulated the draw a million times on the computer.

Has he?

And he said that there was a 23% chance

of Chelsea playing Barcelona.

Yeah, well done, Julian.

Brilliant, that worked out well, didn't it?

So he'd already done it a million times?

What's the point?

From this morning's drawer?

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