Hey, everyone. Welcome back to another week of trashy divorces. My name is Stacey.

Hey, friends. I'm Alicia. Welcome back. Or welcome. We're happy to have you here.

Sure. If it's a first time dropping in, hey, from us to you.

If you're returning trash candy customer, we're excited to have you back.

This week, we're actually using a few Patreon stories for you.

We have taken our listeners on a little bit of a magic carpet ride this week with a

gilded-aged tail and a tail of lady detectives. A little outside of the, it's not strictly

divorce-focused so much. It's a little, yeah, anyway. Yes. So this week, I brought to you the

story of America's first lady detective. Her name was Kate Warren. And at one point,

she saved the union. She saved the union. Yeah. Stopped applauding us, Abe Lincoln. But there is

so much more to this wacky story. Please enjoy. I loved the research of this. You, oh my goodness,

Consuelo Vanderbilt, American Eris, what a trashy classically trashy gilded-aged ride of twists

and turns. It's a super fun one. Yeah. We think y'all will enjoy it. Yes. Absolutely.

We do put out four or five episodes every week on Patreon for two bucks. Every month on Patreon,

you get ad-free episodes and trashy tidbits every Monday. You make that five bucks a month.

You're getting every Tuesday episodes. Make it ten. You get stuff on Wednesdays, all the spider webs,

Thursday nightcap chat. Also, a monthly Zoom call. You call it a salon, but I insist you're

mispronouncing the word. It's a Zoom call. We have a lot of fun on Patreon and there are a variety

of levels to choose from if you need more. Yeah, if you need more trash candy in your life. Yeah,

we got you Patreon.com slash trashy divorces will get you 574 new trashy episodes for your earholes.

Also, you get a shout out and we will commence with our magic mirror of shout-outs to awesome people.

Oh my gosh, in the magic mirror this week, big love and thanks and praise to our new Patreon

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