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We Hate Movies

S9: WHM Mail Bag: Crazy Landladies, Getting Scared at "Blade," and Working at the Shrek 4-D Show!

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

On this month's dip into the WHM letter sack, the gang is chatting about a threatening landlady, tire fires, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, watching uncomfortable movie sex scenes with parents, and much, much more! PLUS: Premium Steve is available now for only $3.99 a month!

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. I'm not. Welcome to W.H.M. Mailbag everybody. I'm Andrew Jup, alongside what turned out to be the whole gang.

0:44.2

Finally, Eric Siska, Stephen Sadek, Christopher Caben, we are here to read some letters.

0:50.4

What? You pointed at me first because I'm first made of the gang.

0:53.3

Oh wow we're ranking each other now. No dude you're just gonna be the first one I

0:57.6

kill. That's fine I'm the rook dude. Oh shit you're're going down, Rook.

1:02.9

What's great about the Rook is it could move

1:04.7

almost anywhere on the board.

1:06.0

It's got a really good, not like anywhere, it's not the Queen.

1:08.4

It's got good power moves.

1:10.2

Yeah, it's all straight lines though, man.

1:12.1

Yeah. Bishop is like, oh man, do I gotta

1:14.0

I gotta solve a math problem to move this guy or what?

1:16.0

Diagnals Christ.

1:18.0

As you can tell, chess is in our game.

1:20.0

Knights are the worst, because it's like,

1:22.0

oh yeah, I got a...

1:24.0

Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, what is it like?

1:27.0

Oh, God, it's like Rintin, 10.

1:30.0

You can see me go, da da da me go and it's like yeah oh wow the

1:34.0

Queen you know she can't do the night's move good I don't need it I don't it's enough yeah

1:38.2

that's enough with the L-chain it was always so weird to me with chess because it was always just like yeah a woman can't move like that

1:46.8

You know you know it was weird for chess for me? What's that?

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