S9: Episode 398 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (CLIP)

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4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2019

⏱️ 10 minutes

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On the first patrons-only bonus episode of 2019, the gang is chatting about the absolutely dino-sastrous sequel, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom! What's with all the overcompensating shots of—OOPS! This episode is for patrons-only! To download the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!

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0:00.0	I will admit that Chris Pratt is a snack, but Sam Neil is a meal.
0:15.6	Oh yeah dude Sam Neil you need a fucking doggy bag for that guy.
0:19.6	Whole plate.
0:21.6	It's better for you too. It's more healthy.
0:23.7	Yeah, it's more plant-based.
0:25.4	Yes.
0:26.4	Also, hilariously, when Cromwell takes his last breath in this movie, that fucking
0:31.0	septor is seen falling in slow motion to the ground as the
0:35.9	amber shatters and I was like man 25 years ago I thought that was the coolest
0:40.0	prop of all time and now I'm just laughing it wouldn't it be trippy if like the fucking mosquitoes started flying?
0:45.0	Oh you!
0:46.0	Oh and then it bites Rafe Spall and he turns into Jeff Goldblum and the fly.
0:49.0	Yeah.
0:50.0	Why did it to be like the citizen cane when the thing says instead of rose but
0:56.2	dinosaur. Justin the dinosaur. That would just go Kurt Russell dead.
1:03.0	Oh nice like Walt Disney.
1:05.0	Yeah dude his last words.
1:06.0	Yeah.
1:07.0	Well his last words were Kurt Russell.
1:08.0	He wrote Kurt Russell on a piece of paper and died.
1:11.0	Wow, and no one knows why.
1:13.0	Welcome back to Russell Rules hosted by The defrosted Walt Disney.
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