S9 Ep9: The Murder of Durable Mike Malloy

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2024

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Greetings, My Dear... Lone... Guest, I thought I'd have you in for tea on this beautiful, early fall evening... to discuss... MURDER. But, not just any murder... a slow, plotting, gentle murder... at least at first. The clueless victim didn't even realize he was being murdered, so that's better, right? We think so. Please, make yourself comfortable alone here with me and... enjoy your treats and tea. And everything... will be just fine... eventually. Love, Miranda

ps. wear gloves if you have them... for... reasons. Thank you for visiting and... I'm sorry

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design.

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0:00.0	Book your ticket to happiness with Sun Express Airlines. The following is intended for bizarre audiences only.
0:27.0	Welcome to the midnight library. The Erma.
0:47.0	Baby put the candles down and listen to mommy.
0:51.0	Come here. Listen, I would like to have Stephen. I mean I would like to ask
1:00.8	Stephen to greet our lone guest today but he's waste deep in swamp work literally and
1:09.1	Mr Darling is at a shapeshifter's conference, so I need you to let our guests in.
1:15.0	Erma, why does this always have to be a struggle every time?
1:22.0	What do you want, baby? I want an eye.
1:27.0	I cannot poke a guest's eye out just to make you happy.
1:32.6	It would be fun, but I can't do it for no reason.
1:38.4	Oh, listen, you answered the door nicely, and I'll make sure you get something from the guest
1:48.8	that will make you happy, all right?
1:51.8	Mm. Mm-hmm. be. All right? Yeah.
1:53.0	Hm. Aah, welcome my dear guest.
2:11.2	Erma let go of our guest's shirt sleeve.
2:14.0	Irma, it's smoldering, let go.
2:17.0	Oh, how wonderful to see you, and you've dressed up for the visit.
2:26.3	You look divine.
2:29.6	Look at you!
2:31.6	You gleam like goo on a bug body. Oh, oh my. Please, here take a seat beside me in Mr. Darling's chair.
2:45.0	Oh, sorry about the fur.
2:48.0	The wolf blups, you know.
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