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Hello, Egg Chasers. It's the Egg Chasers Rugby Podcast. The podcast about rugby that doesn't

take itself all the games too seriously. Not in the rugby dungeon. I'm Tim in my egg chasers TMO

shipping container, which is currently residing in South Manchester. Just a cross-town is filled in his.

Well, not a cross-town, actually Tim. I'm a bit further afield.

Well, where are you? I'm currently in Rosedale Abbey in the North York Chamores.

Of course, and you're there until up to and including next weekend as well, hence you can't take part

in the Egg Chasers Triumph again in the North Dorset 7s. Unfortunately, yes, I'll be next Saturday.

I'll be traveling back to Manchester and then if only we had enough time, I'd be making the

six hour extra journey to North Dorset, but I don't think I'd make it quite in time.

Well, your TMO shipping container is a far afield, but not as far afield as JBs.

Yes, I'm just west of Sub-Sahara Africa. I am in Gran Canaria. And as I look at myself now,

on the screen with the background behind me, basically an arid desert and a palm tree,

it reminds me, generally used to watch the football with Graham Hunter, the inseparably smug Graham Hunter,

who has always oversees somewhere, like he did his broadcast religiously from a cocktail bar.

And you are, by the looks of things, you are actually in a cocktail bar, aren't you?

Or just outside. Of course, exactly. So let me tell you where I am. I am in like a concrete jungle

in Gran Canaria, Puerto Rico. I don't know if anyone's ever been there. I've been coming here

from the best spot of 20 years, which is probably the only reason that I stole a couple of

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