S9 Ep400: Episode 400 - The Love Guru

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2019

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the gang puts the Worst of 2018 on hold to celebrate 400 EPISODES ON THE AIR by talking about one of the worst comedies to ever exist, The Love Guru! What is with that CGI Mike Myers baby head? Who thought the fake Oprah cameo was funny? And most importantly: why does this exist? Plus: Al Michaels watches elephants have intercourse!

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The Love Guru stars Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco, Verne Troyer, Meagan Good, John Oliver, Stephen Colbert, Jim Gaffigan, Ben Kingsley, Telma Hopkins, Daniel Tosh, and Rob Huebel; "directed" by Marco Schnabel.

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0:00.0	Ola, imagine you're in Spain, and you've just poured a refreshing Strya Galicia,
0:05.6	Cervesa. You hear the bubbles in the glass calling out.
0:08.6	In the Penlyown and bro Alithia since 1906.
0:15.0	100% authentic.
0:17.3	But not all Spanish beers are what they seem.
0:19.8	A bit like me.
0:21.1	I'm not Carlos from Acrouna. I'm Charles from Cambridge. Estreia Galicia.
0:27.0	Spanish. Not Spanish.
0:30.0	This is a headgum podcast. Hey Gang, big news in the world of We Hate
0:45.0	Gang, big news in the world of We Hate Movies, live appearances in this one.
0:51.0	Well, you better get your holiday coat on because it's not happening
0:54.5	until December we're so excited it's actually a hometown show for this Jersey
0:59.4	boy only you Jersey City's beautiful White Eagle Hall
1:02.8	will be hosting the We Hate Movies podcast
1:04.7	and we're gonna be talking about a Christmas movie,
1:07.1	Eric Siska, what is that movie?
1:09.2	Oh my God, it is the Santa Claus, the original film, out of a way, is it original?
1:16.0	Yeah, it's original.
1:17.0	The first one.
1:18.0	Tim Allen, yes. Finds a fat so false off his roof.
1:20.7	Yep.
1:21.7	We're gonna be talking all about it on December 7th, which is a day that will live in infamy, at the White Eagle Hall.
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