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On a very notable day indeed, lots of stuff tends to happen on August 8th.

Nixon resigning, the Wright brothers flying around, Napoleon getting kicked out to France.

Most importantly, though, it's National sneak some zucchini onto your neighbor's porch day.

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So tonight we welcome back author Sam Morris.

In this one, a man's peaceful Appalachian retreat turns into a nightmare.

I do a lot of stories like that, don't I?

I dare say, I think I've been topcast.

Anyway, without further delay, from author Sam Morris, I give you.

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