S9 Ep3: Slithering Snake Oil Salesmen

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2023

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Step right this way, Spooky Lovelies! Have we got just the thing for YOU! No matter what ails you, we have... something ...that will make you feel... differently than you do currently... perhaps... forever! Tonight, your Divine Host, Miranda Merrick, will tell you all about those shifty, snake-boiling sellers from days of yore! Where did they come from? Exactly what were they really selling? And is there any left on the shelves at Grimm's Grocer's? You bet there is! (No returns, of course) Please take your spot in The Reading Room. It's about to get strange.

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design.

Transcript

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0:00.0	The following is intended for bizarre audiences only.
0:08.6	Welcome to the Midnight Library.
0:28.9	The Midnight Library is written and produced by me Miranda Merrick.
0:35.4	Our excellent sound design is by Chris, it sounds like an earful.
0:41.2	We would like to thank everyone at our parent company, Estonishing Legends.
0:47.5	The Midnight Library is being crowdfunded by our awesome patrons.
0:53.4	They get everything first, plus lots of haunted extras.
0:59.2	If you would miss the library if it closed, please support it.
1:04.1	Visit patreon.com slash midnight library.
1:09.8	Do this at Midnight for extra protection.
1:13.8	To find your favorite Midnight Library, Froome and Fang Pub, or League of Lady Gravediggers
1:21.8	visit redbubble.com slash people slash midnight library and everything will be just fine.
1:34.5	Madam, I made hasn't accidentally put one of my grooming products in your dressing room,
1:50.8	have they?
1:51.8	You grew?
1:52.8	Madam.
1:53.8	Brute after shame?
1:56.8	No.
1:57.8	Fang Taster?
1:59.8	No.
2:00.8	Wolf man scape kit?
2:03.4	I can do this all day.
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