S9 Ep23: S9E23 - "Craig's Christmas" - Drew Blood
Drew Blood's Dark Tales — A Horror Fiction Anthology and Scary Stories Podcast
Chilling Entertainment
4.8 • 684 Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Some families argue over politics. Some fight over food. Others… well, you'll see. This holiday season, Drew Blood’s Dark Tales delivers a Christmas episode steeped in bile-black humor, dysfunctional family dynamics, and the kind of creeping dread that thrives when people are packed together, drunk on nostalgia, and already halfway to violence. From cigarette-choked living rooms and long-simmering grudges to a gathering where patience wears thin and tempers snap, Craig’s Christmas proves that the true horror of the holidays isn’t what waits outside in the cold—but what’s already inside the house. Sharp-tongued, unapologetically profane, and laced with supernatural menace, this episode is a festive descent into chaos where laughter and terror walk hand in hand. Pour yourself something strong, brace for impact, and remember: there’s no place like home for the holidays… especially when hell is on the guest list.
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