S9 Ep162: Laura Smyth - Sugar Daddies, Aggressive Hecklers & Archie’s Hatred For East London!

The Rig Biz Podcast

Blind Dog Productions

Business, Rugby, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Marketing, Sports

4.9 • 952 Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

What a joy it is today to be joined by officially the funniest female comedian in the country in the wonderful, joyous and hilarious Laura Smyth. She takes us through her incredible life story which has taken her from being an English teacher at an inner city girls school to becoming the hottest prospect in comedy. From the classroom to a sold out arena tour via several award winning tv shows and a global tour with Jack Whitehall it's all happening for Laura currently and she shares her most hilarious stories with us today including; the weird sugar daddy messages she gets from her fans, the most agressive hecklers she's had to face and why Jack Whitehall despises East London. Plus we have another instalment of club house stories involving - cocaine, shit and dwarfs.
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