S9 Ep132: Tom Varndell - Caught Using A Vibrator - Getting Beaten Up By Martin Johnson & The True Story Behind The Disappearance Of Levi Davis!

The Rig Biz Podcast

Blind Dog Productions

Business, Rugby, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Marketing, Sports

4.9 • 952 Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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We're honoured to be joined by the second highest try scorer of all time in Tom Varndell, a true rugby legend, but most importantly an incredibly loose bloke who's remarkably still playing rugby, now for his 11th club. He takes us through his incredibly loose memories of his Leicester days; where he was caught wanking with a vibrator up his bum, getting beaten up by Martin Johnson and Julian White as part of his initiation, losing to Goodey in a fitness test and much more. We then touch on the incredible story of how he went from scoring 3 tries in his first 4 England caps to being dropped from Leicester and sent out to Bedford in the Championship in merely a 6 month period. His memories of misbehaving with Christian Wade and Cipriani at Wasps, getting loose at the Hong Kong 7s and then his horror story of his time in France, where after merely 6 games he ripped up his contract and walked out on his club. Sadly, we finish off with the incredibly sad story of how his client Levi Davis went missing in Barcelona in October and is yet to be seen.
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0:00.0	Gales in Old Town, how can I help?
0:03.3	Oh, hi there, is that Gales in Old Town?
0:05.4	Yes.
0:06.4	Oh, hi, it's Archie Curzon here, the CEO of Clapham.
0:12.4	Just give me a call, really, just to say thank you so much and just keep up the good
0:16.1	work. You're doing so much to the community and you know what you guys do at Gales is
0:22.4	just brilliant and absolute phenomenal so
0:24.6	thank you so much from on behalf of all of Clapham thank you very much.
0:28.4	Thank you so much no it's all right you I got to say I absolutely love those tiny little salmon rolls you do.
0:37.0	They are. They're absolutely delicious and I actually don't know anyone that doesn't like them and the naughty buns you do I do enjoy
0:46.8	Maybe having one or two on the weekend and posting on Instagram just with the words bulking
0:51.6	But yeah look guys. Thank you so much we we really appreciate all your
0:55.1	hard work and it's a phenomenal phenomenal venue the coffee is great it's got the
0:59.5	viable so-ho house is brilliant so just keep going. Thank you so much.
1:04.0	It's okay. I'll have another day.
1:06.0	I'll pop in this week with some flowers and just to say thank you.
1:10.0	That's brilliant. Thank you. We'll look forward to it. Okay. All right love and champagne. Thank you. Bye bye. Yeah, bye. For us for us for us for us
1:25.0	for us for us for us
1:27.0	for us
1:28.0	how you for it that come again
1:31.0	let's win me all the pites are bloody free.
1:35.0	Have I told you I've got a high-basin salary?
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