S9 Ep126: Jackson Wray - Micro Penises - Fractured Skulls & Prank Calling Eddie Jones

The Rig Biz Podcast

Blind Dog Productions

Business, Rugby, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Marketing, Sports

4.9 • 952 Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Today we're joined by Saracens Captain & legend Jackson Wray, a man who’s won 4 premierships and 3 champions cups, but for some reason, has never got a call up to play for England! We discuss; being stuck next to Owen Farrell on a long bus journey, regional clubbing in Essex, Alex Goode's shit chat, begging Eddie Jones for an England cap, fracturing his head and not realising, micropenises in the shower, beating up Harrow boys, Duke of Edinburgh Awards, Saracens loosest parties, Marcus Smiths small shorts, The Boat Race, Henley Regatta, getting beaten up by teammates and much more.....
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Today we're joined by one of Englands most recent debutants in Ollie Hassell-Collins, who turns out to be a huge fan of Archie Curzon and even uses his quotes to inspire him pre-match and in his personal life. We discuss everything from what it was like in camp with England this Six Nations and making his debut against Scotland and the initiation that followed to why he paints his nails, has Harry Potter tattoo's and lives an alternative life to most his fellow professionals. Plus Archie is on top form as he goes on some incredibly odd and wide stretching rants about everything from Freddie Stewards ridiculous red card to the benefits of fingering your friends.
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0:00.0	More us, more less, for us, for us.
0:03.0	More us, more us.
0:05.0	more us.
0:06.0	more last, for us, for us, for us,
0:08.0	for us, for us,
0:09.0	for us,
0:10.0	for us, for us,
0:11.0	more us,
0:12.0	and more life, come again, let's win me. All the pints are bloody free. Have I told you I've got a high
0:20.8	basic salary? Making money Now that's the key.
0:24.5	Ladies to be on boys and girls, welcome to episode 126 for the award nominated
0:28.3	Rigg Biz podcast and I'm joined by a injured, aren't you okay?
0:32.5	What's going on?
0:32.8	That's me in the corner.
0:35.5	That's me in the spotlight.
0:38.9	Losing my religion.
0:41.9	Why are you losing your religion? So I just listen to me of R.E. M. I'm a bit down, met.
0:45.9	You seem down, but what's going on?
0:46.9	I'm injured. I get like this.
0:48.9	Every time I get injured, I listen to a lot of R.E.M.
0:52.0	And I just, yeah, I'm a bit down and done.
0:55.8	Is this a lash? I'm an active guy. I like to be out and about, lifting weights, kicking rugby balls,
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