S9 Ep125: Ollie Hassell-Collins - Slow Motion Wanking - Painting His Nails & Why You Should Finger Your Friends

The Rig Biz Podcast

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Business, Rugby, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Marketing, Sports

4.9 • 952 Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2023

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Today we're joined by one of Englands most recent debutants in Ollie Hassell-Collins, who turns out to be a huge fan of Archie Curzon and even uses his quotes to inspire him pre-match and in his personal life. We discuss everything from what it was like in camp with England this Six Nations and making his debut against Scotland and the initiation that followed to why he paints his nails, has Harry Potter tattoo's and lives an alternative life to most his fellow professionals. Plus Archie is on top form as he goes on some incredibly odd and wide stretching rants about everything from Freddie Stewards ridiculous red card to the benefits of fingering your friends.
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0:00.0	Greetings ladies and gentlemen, A&A. We just want to quickly remind you that we have been
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0:47.0	All the pints are bloody free.
0:50.0	Have I told you I've got a high basic salary. Making money. Now that's the key.
0:55.8	Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls, welcome to episode 125 of the Reubis podcast.
0:59.8	Now Archie, things didn't go quite to plan over the weekend in Dublin but you still look quite good
1:04.7	Yeah, I'm feeling surprisingly strong after what was a big Saturday
1:13.0	certainly felt dusty on Sunday after all the jars I had with the boys
1:19.8	watched the rope here on Saturday,
1:21.0	but woke up on Monday, you know that feeling that you feel like you're about to cry
1:26.1	But then you just end up laughing like for five solid minutes
1:30.7	Just on the the precipice of like absolutely breaking down in tears and thinking you know what what's going on you just
1:37.1	Why are you like? I don't know I just thought oh actually it's all good yeah I had a decent weekend with the boys
1:45.4	drinking jars in clapping what is better you must have been upset with the result
1:49.8	though I mean we were looking for once in this form I'm like a better team I mean look take away the result first and foremost
1:55.4	last last weekend of Six Nations is just a beautiful thing it's like going
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