S9 Ep 5: Eli, Rewired
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🗓️ 1 May 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Mike and Eli recap their trip to TPI and round with Jayson Nickol in California.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, Eli, it's episode five of season nine. |
| 0:11.8 | And we're calling this, I haven't told you this yet. |
| 0:15.8 | We're calling this episode Eli rewired. |
| 0:18.8 | Ooh. |
| 0:20.5 | Eli on a wire? |
| 0:22.5 | I'd like to introduce my favorite, Eli, |
| 0:24.9 | uh, rewired. |
| 0:27.0 | Rewired Eli. |
| 0:28.4 | You get rewired in this episode. |
| 0:30.7 | I agree. |
| 0:31.6 | I like that. |
| 0:32.1 | I like that name. |
| 0:33.7 | Um, I thought we're going to name, uh, an assy a bowl. |
| 0:38.7 | Asailles. Asai. We almost called an assia bowl. Asailles. |
| 0:39.3 | We almost called it, we almost called it asailles. |
| 0:41.7 | I thought we're going to name it assaye, but apparently not. |
| 0:44.0 | I think Eli rewired is better. |
| 0:45.5 | But you'll understand about assaye. |
| 0:48.7 | You'll get all the assaye. |
| 0:50.9 | I want my lady to have all the urine. |
| 0:54.0 | All the assayyes she can eat. |
| 0:56.5 | Before we get into all that, though, let's first say kudos to Titleist. |
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