S9 Ep 323: Utter Drivel - Choccies, going on Off Menu Live & the Postman

Chatabix

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Comedy

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Joe & David are eating chocolates for breakfast. David asks Joe if he's been surfing on the board he bought him and suggests sending it back if he hasn't. Joe's a guest on Off Menu Live and they discuss how Joe's feeling about it. They plan doing a 'Where's Joe Now' style recording before the show. David wants to watch Joe from the sidelines as he enters the stage but Joe's not keen, he's feeling stressed about the night and David's not helping. They reminisce about old comedy venues where they've both done stand up together. The postman walks in with a package. It's the new Chatabix caps ! David's wife Naomi has had a word with the Postman about not walking in when David's podding. It seems to have fallen on deaf ears. David forgets to get Ethan Lawrence on the pod so plug Ethan's new drama 'Boat Story' instead.

Thanks to The Little House Dorset for the choccie treats: www.thelittlehousedorset.com

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0:00.0	I'm I'm Have you ever logged on with your iPhone Zip? Have you ever logged on with your earphones in?
0:40.3	Oh.
0:41.3	Was that a D?
0:45.3	No, it's just, you know the other day you said me sort of waddling over?
0:52.3	I just watched she kind of doing your headphones
0:54.7	like this for ages and then still not done you've rushed me it's still not done you know
1:04.5	you like when you start a job you know like the first sort of a few months of a job you're
1:08.3	sort of eager oh he's not listening.
1:11.3	He doesn't got his headphones in.
1:17.2	Like, you know what I mean?
1:19.1	That's 10% of the pod,
1:21.3	yeah, exactly.
1:23.5	I just like, you know, when you start a job
1:25.2	and you're like, first few months you're keen
1:27.0	and then slowly, oh, fuck, I'm not recording.
1:34.4	So shit.
1:35.4	Now David's wandered off.
1:36.5	My dad's running out.
1:38.7	Just stop fucking hellfire.
1:47.4	Oh, my God.
1:49.0	It's like so shit.
1:51.5	Just start chatting on this.
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