4.4 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 21 June 2021
⏱️ 5 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, Prime members! Listen to the alien adventures of Finn Caspian, early and ad-free on Amazon Music. Download the app today! |
0:15.0 | Hi and welcome to the alien adventures of Finn Caspian. My name is Jonathan Messager and with me as Flowways is B-Bob Rubbermogo, Juanitron. Say hi to everybody B-Bob. |
0:26.0 | That's not Jonathan. What was that B-Bob? I said uh uh uh uh hi Jonathan. Oh okay hi. So on today's episode of the alien flat adventures of Finn Caspian, we end our season with a season-ender. It's great. Let's see it. Help! That's not Jonathan. What did you say, Fleebob? It's B-Bob. |
0:56.0 | You said it's B-Bob? That's a weird thing to say doesn't make any sense. Because you're not Jonathan. I don't know who you are but I think you're some sort of robot said here by Baron Van Messager and the real Jonathan has been replaced. |
1:07.0 | But B-Flop, this isn't your show. This is still Finn Caspian. That's something that would happen on B-Flop Tales. |
1:14.0 | Why do you keep talking like that then? |
1:18.0 | Talking like what? It's episode time. This is Toats Mugots Normal. Okay, fake Jonathan. I hate to do this. Actually no. I'm kind of excited to do this. |
1:30.0 | What are you doing? Ow! |
1:34.0 | Okay folks, I hate to be the one to tell you this but I have good news and I have bad news. A lot of you have been writing in and asking for Finn Caspian B-Bob Tales crossover episode or at least asking me if I could be on Finn Caspian because I am the best and everybody wants less Jonathan more B-Bob. |
1:56.0 | So as you know, last week Jonathan went missing and I basically had to put together the episode. And now look, Jonathan is still missing but then this Jonathan looking creature showed up in his house. |
2:07.0 | He learned a lot like Jonathan, same glasses, same very bald head, same weird walk that makes him look like a duck with toe fungus. You know what I mean? But it's not him. How do I know? Well I grew suspicious because I pulled like nine pranks on him and it didn't even bother him much. |
2:25.0 | I didn't know for sure until just this moment when I lifted up the back of his t-shirt and there was an off button. Jonathan has been replaced by a robot and no judgment. |
2:38.0 | I love robots. Some of my best friends are robots. I am a robot. But I can only think this is the work of Baron by messing him. |
2:46.0 | He must have kidnapped real Jonathan, replace him with fake Jonathan and then he could eventually take the real Jonathan's place here on podcast planet. So what does this mean? I don't know. I don't know anything anymore. Up is down, left is right, cats are dogs and Jonathan is a duck with toe fungus. Nothing is the way it should be. |
3:09.0 | All I can tell you is that Jonathan left behind an outline of how this season finale is supposed to go. And I have to say it's one of my favorite episodes ever. |
3:17.0 | You know who is back. It's really out of dust, something amazing. And it sets up another incredible season. But it's just an outline, not an episode. For that we need to get Jonathan back. And for that to happen, you guessed it. We need... |
3:31.0 | Bebom tells. Bebom tells. Gotta save Jonathan. We cannot fail. Bebom tells. Bebom tells. Bebom tells. |
3:43.0 | What is happening? I think Jonathan. |
3:48.0 | How dare you attempt to foil the plans of the great Baron, tiny robot. You will. Hey, hey. But go with my head. They go with my head. |
3:58.0 | Did you just pull off my head? Yeah. How dare you. |
4:06.0 | For you. I'm glad that wasn't really Jonathan. Say what you want about Jonathan. I would have felt bad if I pulled off his head. |
4:14.0 | Okay. See you in two weeks. For Bebom tells. |
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