S811: The Truth About Santa

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Javier Leiva

True Crime, Society & Culture, Technology

4.7 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2021

⏱️ 24 minutes

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WARNING: This episode contains details about Santa Claus that younger listeners will not appreciate. If you have little ones around, plugin your headphones. Happy Holidays, everyone! Javier Check out the Christmas Past podcast with Brian Earl for more magical fun listening. https://christmaspast.media/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Creative Battle
0:08.7	Like my friend Brian Earl of the Christmas Past podcast always says, this podcast discusses
0:14.8	Santa Claus, but not in the ways that younger listeners can appreciate.
0:20.2	So if you have little ones in the room, you might want to listen to this one with headphones.
0:27.4	Question, do you know what a douchebag sounds like?
0:37.6	It sounds a lot like this guy who is walking in a mall and is about to tell the children
0:43.6	waiting in line to meet Santa that he's not real.
0:46.9	Last frontier evangelism and today we're at the mall in Amarillo, Texas and we're going
0:53.7	to tell the children here today the truth that there is no Santa Claus and that Christmas
1:00.7	is about Jesus Christ.
1:02.8	So here we go, we're going to tell them the truth.
1:07.3	Folks my name is Pastor David, kids I wanted to tell you today that there is no such thing
1:12.8	as Santa Claus.
1:14.6	Santa Claus does not exist.
1:17.3	The Christmas season is about Jesus and that's the truth about Christmas.
1:22.9	The man you're going to see today is just a man in a suit dressed up like Santa but Santa
1:28.7	does not exist.
1:30.6	Santa is not real and parents y'all need to stop lying to your children and telling them
1:37.3	that Santa Claus is real when in fact he's not.
1:41.7	By this point the parents waiting in line have had enough of this guy.
1:46.0	That's all the truth and there is no real Santa Claus.
1:50.7	There is no Santa.
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