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We Hate Movies

S8: WHM On-Screen: Horror Franchise Wars: A Nightmare on Elm Street

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.75K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Happy Halloween, gang! Just in time for the year's greatest holiday, we're here to rank the A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise! With wretched jokes, ridiculous back stories, actually produced fan fiction, a crude remake, and one Grade-A Tom Arnold/Roseanne Barr cameo, the Nightmare franchise has somehow aged into one of the worst of the "big" horror franchises. PLUS: John Saxon will always be there for a friend to ask, "How ya holdin' up?"

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0:00.0

Ola, imagine you're in Spain, and you've just poured a refreshing Strya Galicia,

0:05.6

Cervesa. You hear the bubbles in the glass calling out.

0:08.6

In the Penlyown and bro Alithia since 1906.

0:15.0

100% authentic.

0:17.3

But not all Spanish beers are what they seem.

0:19.8

A bit like me.

0:21.1

I'm not Carlos from Acrouna. I'm Charles from Cambridge. Estreia Galicia.

0:27.0

Spanish. Not Spanish.

0:30.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:34.0

We all go on.

0:36.0

We all go a little mad sometimes.

0:46.0

You know, it's Halloween. I guess everyone's a title of one good scare, huh?

0:51.0

Sometimes, that is a matter.

0:56.0

zombies have entered the building. zombies have entered the building.

0:58.0

They're at the door.

0:59.0

They're coming in.

1:01.0

It is time to keep your appointment with the wick a man.

1:05.0

They're coming to get you, Barbara.

1:10.0

Is sick for the fuck, so you've seen one too many movie?

1:14.0

Nah, sit, don't you blame the movies?

1:16.0

Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos.

1:20.0

Or creative. Put the fucking illusion in the back. What an excellent day for next is?

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