S8 Ep8: As the Crow Flies

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2023

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Greetings, Dear Guest! Please dash in quickly before the crows get you-- I mean before the crows get IN!! They've paid us a completely unexpected visit that's coincidentally collided with your lovely visit! We have no idea how this has happened! Perhaps they heard that they're the star of tonight's reading: As The Crow Flies. Please walk calmly to your favorite spot to hear all kinds of fascinating crow facts and lore. And everything... will be just fine...

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design.

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0:00.0	The following is intended for bizarre audiences only.
0:10.0	Welcome to the Midnight Library.
0:28.0	Madam, all guests have arrived extremely early.
0:34.0	I hear this time, there are hundreds of them.
0:38.0	That's impossible, darling. That would be the entire village.
0:44.0	The guest crows, Madam, for the degraded ceremony.
0:50.0	That's not until tomorrow, silly. Do try and keep up.
0:55.0	It is tomorrow already, you dizzy witch. Even the shrewest health cats like you need a regular bedtime.
1:05.0	Ah, you are so very sweet.
1:08.0	Seriously, Madam, get some rest.
1:11.0	Oh.
1:20.0	If men had wings and bore black feathers, few of them would be clever enough to be crows, and reward beecher.
1:35.0	Yes, yes, good evening. Quickly now. Right this way, please.
1:48.0	Oh, please don't swallow them.
1:50.0	Do hurry along so that the others at the rear can get into the reading room too.
1:55.0	Please, everyone.
1:57.0	Ah, don't dilly-dally you can see the doorway right ahead of you.
2:03.0	Ah, ah, ah.
2:06.0	I'll poke your eyes. Oh, I'm so sorry, Mrs. Ible.
2:12.0	I can't believe the irony of that name. There we are.
2:17.0	Okay, come along.
2:21.0	Oh, only a few got in.
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