S8 Ep318: Episode 318 - Samurai Cop
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2017
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
On this week's episode, the gang finally gets around to a hotly anticipated title, the absolutely fun and ridiculous, Samurai Cop! The final selection in the now-defunct Patreon Selects tier, this D-Grade cult classic features one of the worst wigs in cinema history, no less than five parking lot fight scenes, and several goons on PCP! PLUS: Patrick Stewart and the TNG cast get dragged to the film's big Hollywood "premiere!"
Samurai Cop stars Robert Z'Dar, Mathew Karedas (here as Matt Hannon), Janis Farley, Mark Frazier, Melissa Moore, Gerald Okamura, Dale Cummings, Cranston Komuro, and Joselito Rescober as "Costa Rican Waiter"; directed by Amir Shervan.
And hey, gang, be sure to catch us this year at the L.A. Podfest, October 6-8. More information is available at www.lapodfest.com!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. Hey Gang, big news in the |
| 0:20.6 | Hey Gang, big news in the world of We Hate Movies live appearances in this one. |
| 0:24.4 | Well, you better get your holiday coat on because it's not happening until December we're so excited it's actually a hometown show for this Jersey boy only |
| 0:30.0 | you Jersey City's beautiful White Eagle Hall will be hosting the We Hate Movies |
| 0:33.8 | podcast and we're going to be talking about a Christmas movie, Eric Ciska, what is that movie? |
| 0:38.9 | Oh my God, it is the Santa Claus, original film not out of way is it original. Yeah, it's originally the first one |
| 0:46.8 | Tim Allen yes finds a fat so false off his roof. Yep. We're gonna be talking all about it on December 7th, which is a day that will live in infamy, the White Eagle Hall. |
| 0:57.0 | It incidentally lives in infamy. We're just going to the side of it. |
| 1:01.0 | We're adding to the infamy. |
| 1:03.6 | Yeah, it's more infamy because this will be our debut in Jersey City and this is what it's come down to folks. |
| 1:10.4 | Steve Sadak refusing to get on planes. |
| 1:13.6 | Refusing to get a driver's license to help out with rent a car. |
| 1:16.8 | I refuse to get on a train for this show. |
| 1:18.5 | I'm fucking walking. |
| 1:19.6 | I got a walk to the venues. |
| 1:21.7 | I guess this is the new normal gang only wherever Steve's legs can carry it but it's an |
| 1:27.2 | awesome venue and it's really close to the train if you're like you're in the |
| 1:31.0 | city or if you want to drive in from Pennsylvania wherever. |
| 1:35.0 | Right, the path trade's not too far, right? |
| 1:37.0 | Paths, a stones throw away area. |
| 1:39.0 | A stones throw, folks. |
| 1:40.0 | Come on out to the White Eagle Hall. |
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