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🗓️ 14 November 2024
⏱️ 16 minutes
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0:00.0 | Once upon a time. |
0:05.0 | Which is how all true stories start. |
0:08.0 | In the age of kings and queens, knights and princesses, in the small English village of Uffington, there lived a dragon. |
0:19.0 | Ah, an extremely real world. There lived a dragon. |
0:25.6 | Ah, an extremely real animal. Well, of course dragons are extinct now, but during medieval times, dragons were very real. |
0:33.6 | And this dragon flew over the village breathing fire, snatching up sheep and snacking on them like hot wings. |
0:41.3 | Om-nom-nom, yum, yum, yum. |
0:43.3 | Mmm, hot wings are pretty tasty. |
0:46.3 | I wish I was eating hot wings right now. |
0:49.3 | Might be a better use of my time. |
0:51.3 | One fateful day, the dragon spread his wings over the village and looked down at the farms, |
0:59.0 | only to realize there were no sheep left. |
1:04.0 | He'd eaten all of them? |
1:06.0 | Every last one. |
1:08.0 | Well, okay, this is an important conservation lesson. |
1:11.6 | In any ecosystem, we need to have balance between predators and prey so that... |
1:15.6 | So, the dragon decided if he couldn't have sheep, he'd just start eating children instead. |
1:22.6 | Okay, that's not very nice. |
1:24.6 | I don't care for that at all. |
1:26.6 | And the first child he plucked up in his razor sharp claws was none other than the princess. |
1:36.2 | As the dragon carried her high into the clouds, the princess called out, |
1:41.3 | Help, help, somebody please, save me. |
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