Good, very, nozzy.

Good.

Very, very.

Thank you. The The Good evening and welcome to Monsters Among Us.

I am your guide, Derek Hayes.

You guys are not going to believe this, but it's actually snowing outside.

Now when I grew up, I loved snow.

When I lived in LA, I craved snow.

I once went three years, I think, without seeing it.

And now that we live in the mountains and we experience snow on a regular basis,

I'll be honest, I still love it, but snow in March is just downright cruel.

Now I have what I believe to be an excellent episode lined up for you guys this evening.

Now I say it that way because due to a recent camping trip and a bit of a time crunch,

I did not have time to prepare this episode.

So tonight is going to be yet another grab bag episode.

So what do you say we quit talking about it and start sharing some of these stories.

Now keep in mind going forward that I have not heard a single one of these stories for this evening,

so these are all a surprise to me.

Hopefully we uncover some really fun and creepy stuff.

And to kick things off for the evening, we're going to start off with Joe's Call out of is Joe from Oregon.

I just wanted to call and let you know I really appreciate the podcast.

I'm relatively new to it. My brother kind of turned

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