S7 Ep5: Peculiar Prosthetics

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2022

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Let us ask you a question, Dear Guest-- Have you ever discovered that a friend has had a secret prosthetic body part? (not like that) An artificial arm, leg, or maybe teeth that were so cleverly made that you never even noticed it? Well, there's no chance of that with the ancient prosthetics Ms. Merrick is going to tell you about tonight! These past times orthopedics would have stuck out like a peg leg! Find out about our ancestor's creative replacement body parts in tonight's darkly entertaining reading. Please take your seats!

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design.

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0:00.0	Hi everyone, this is James Harkin and Anna Toshinsky, two writers of the TV show QI and
0:06.1	two-fourths of the hip-podcast, no such thing as a fish.
0:09.5	We'd like to let you know that we've written a book.
0:11.9	It is called Everything to Play for.
0:14.0	The most interesting things there are to know about the world of sports, it's for you,
0:18.5	whether you like sports or not.
0:20.2	Did you know that legendary Cricketer Gary Sobers scored his final century while drunk?
0:26.6	Or that games of lacrosse used to involve 100,000 players?
0:31.7	Learn that and so much more by getting everything to play for the QI Booker Sports, available
0:36.3	in all bookshops and online right now.
0:43.2	The following is intended for bizarre audiences only.
0:48.2	Welcome to the Midnight Library.
0:56.1	Madam, I have a message regarding Chris, it from sounds like an earful.
1:17.7	Let me guess, he refuses to sing like I've asked him to.
1:23.8	It's not so much that he won't sing, Madam, as much as it is that he can't.
1:30.9	He sends the companions his wedding night.
1:36.0	What would imagine?
1:38.0	And you know this, how?
1:40.3	And he's here, Madam.
1:44.6	Oh, my stars.
1:48.6	Yes, please.
1:56.2	No, no, after you, just step into the reading room, please.
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