S7 Ep494: The Crazy Schedule You're Supposed to be Following...For Your House?

An Acquired Taste Podcast

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🗓️ 11 May 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

After digging herself out from under a mountain of cat fur tumbleweeds, Bethany is armed with what one website says is the required cleaning schedule for your house. We’re talking about daily disinfecting, weekly furniture dusting, and more tasks that make cleaning seem like a Groundhog Day of never-ending toil. Can you live up to this?

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https://housewifehowtos.com/clean/how-often-to-clean-things-in-your-home/

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0:00.0	La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
0:03.6	This is an acquired taste podcast.
0:05.7	I'm Bethany Watson and I'm Kathleen Heaney.
0:08.2	We are best friends who also happen to be polar opposites.
0:12.0	I'm a colorful extrovert rising and I'm a goth introvert.
0:15.4	We're both curious weirdos and we both love cats,
0:18.3	but that might be the only thing we have in common.
0:21.2	We are an acquired taste.
0:24.0	So Kathleen, um, yesterday I did my work out in the morning
0:28.5	and I was already gross and sweaty when I finished and I was like,
0:30.9	you know what?
0:31.7	The house needs to be vacuumed because we have mostly wood floors
0:36.8	and we have a white furry cat.
0:39.7	And so the same way that a cowboy movie will just have a random tumble weed
0:45.4	going around through the back of the scene.
0:48.7	You can be at my house and just a random fluff of white hair will just kind of float
0:53.1	along the floor.
0:53.8	Oh, I think it's kind of festive, though, sometimes.
0:56.2	If that's what you're looking for, man, we're festive as hell at this house.
1:01.0	Yeah.
1:01.6	So I grabbed our vacuum cleaner and I started vacuuming and once you realize,
1:06.4	like you keep looking and you see disgusting dirt and cat for everywhere,
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