S7 Ep312: Episode 312 - Spider-Man 3
We Hate Movies
WHM Entertainment
4.7 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 25 July 2017
⏱️ 122 minutes
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Summary
On this week's episode, the seventh season of We Hate Movies wraps up with a lengthy discussion of the total misfire that is Spider-Man 3! Why try and jam in three villains when the first two films only had one a piece? Why does Peter Parker continue to be such an absolute LOSER? And why does Thomas Haden Church only say variations on three different sentences? PLUS: Jeremy Renner and Mickey Mouse present together at the Academy Awards!
Spider-Man 3 stars Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Thomas Haden Church, Topher Grace, Bryce Dallas Howard, Rosemary Harris, J.K. Simmons, James Cromwell, Bill Nunn, Dylan Baker, Bruce Campbell, Ted Raimi, and Elizabeth Banks; directed by Sam Raimi.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. Lala, la, Lha, didn't seek a true be strongly. |
| 0:13.6 | Tari, got a l'a, la, |
| 0:15.0 | a-a-da. |
| 0:16.0 | Hey gang, big news in the world of We Hate Movies live appearances in this one. |
| 0:21.0 | Well, you better get your holiday coat code on because it's not happening until |
| 0:25.0 | December we're so excited it's actually a hometown show for this Jersey boy only you |
| 0:30.8 | Jersey City's beautiful White Eagle Hall will be hosting the We Hate Movies podcast and we're going to be talking about a Christmas movie, |
| 0:37.4 | Eric Siska, what is that movie? |
| 0:39.4 | Oh my God, it is the Santa Claus, the original film. |
| 0:44.8 | Not a way, is it original? |
| 0:46.2 | Yeah, it's original. |
| 0:46.8 | The first one. |
| 0:47.8 | Tim Allen, finds a fat so falls off his roof. |
| 0:50.8 | Yep. |
| 0:51.8 | We're gonna be talking all about it on December 7th, which is a day that |
| 0:54.8 | will live in infamy at the White Eagle Hall. |
| 0:57.5 | It incidentally lives in infamy. We were just, we're at the side of it. |
| 1:01.9 | We're adding to the infamy. |
| 1:04.0 | It's just more infamy because this will be our debut in Jersey City. |
| 1:09.0 | And this is what it's come down to folks. |
| 1:11.0 | Steve Sadak, refusing to get on planes, refusing to get a |
| 1:15.0 | driver's license to help out with rent a cars. I refuse to get on a train for this |
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