S7 Ep293: Episode 293 - Ultraviolet

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2017

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the gang fights tooth and nail to talk about the absolutely wretched "film," Ultraviolet! What's the story here—are they vampires, or what? What's with the script using the word "huh" so many times so rapidly? And what on Earth brought Stephen from Charlotte to see this movie in the theater?!? PLUS: A fake heist film where a bunch of Heat-like criminals rob a sperm bank. The title of which is... Unfortunate. Ultraviolet stars Milla Jovovich, William Fichtner, Cameron Bright, and Nick Chinlund; "directed" by Kurt Wimmer.

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast. Hey gang big news in the world
0:15.0	big news in the world of we hate movies live appearances in this one
0:20.0	well you better get your holiday coat on because it's not happening until
0:24.2	December. We're so excited it's actually a hometown show for this Jersey boy
0:29.2	only you Jersey City's beautiful White Eagle Hall will be hosting the We Hate Movies
0:33.5	podcast and we're going to be talking about a Christmas movie Eric Ciska what is that movie?
0:38.7	Oh my God it is the Santa Claus the original film not out of way is it original. Yeah, it's the first one
0:46.6	Tim Allen yes finds a fat so false off his roof. Yep. We're gonna be talking all about it on
0:51.7	December 7th, which is a day that will live an infamy,
0:55.3	the White Eagle Hall.
0:56.7	I mean, incidentally lives in infamy.
0:59.5	We were just, we're at the side of it.
1:01.2	We're adding to the infamy.
1:03.3	Yeah, it's more infamy because this will be our debut in Jersey City and this is what it's come down to folks.
1:10.3	Steve Sadak, refusing to get on planes
1:13.4	refusing to get a driver's license to help out with rent of cars.
1:16.6	I refuse to get on a train for this show.
1:18.3	I'm fucking walking.
1:19.3	I gotta walk to the venues.
1:21.5	I guess this is the new normal gang only wherever Steve's legs can carry him.
1:26.7	But it's an awesome venue and it's really close to the train if you're like you're in the city or
1:31.4	if you want to drive in from Pennsylvania wherever.
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