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Slack.com slash DHQ. I would like to confess something that I did on Saturday morning,

but I would like you to promise me, Kali, that I will not be judged.

Well, I mean, it can't be worse than the story of what Ellie had to see in our bathroom

that one time. So yeah, this is also a bathroom story.

Oh, boy. Lots of bathroom talk. This is an issue when I was taking a shower on Saturday

morning and realized I had no body wash. Oh, that's the worst, but also surprising, because

you're the king of keeping backstalk of stuff. Yep. And I went to our little, I don't

know what you call it, linen closet, I guess, the bathroom pantry. Looked, I had no backups.

I had no idea how this happened, but I was completely out of body wash. So I started

sampling your stuff and you had one that smelled delightful. It was a warm vanilla sugar.

Yeah, that's a good one. Body wash. Smelled wonderful, also extremely feminine. Like

I would have smelled like a dainty little flower all day. Yes. And I wasn't feeling that.

Yeah, I wasn't feeling dainty little flower this past Saturday. So I looked at all of

my available options and settled on dog shampoo to bathe with. Yes, I did. The oatmeal

dog shampoo. And here's why before you said you weren't going to judge. It's not judging,

but you'll see why I sighed like that when you finish your story. Finish yours. Go

ahead. The dog shampoo, I looked at the ingredients. Like the number one ingredient was

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