Good, very, nozzy.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Very, very.

Thank you. The The Good evening and welcome to Monsters Among Us. I'm your guide, Derek Hayes.

Come on in. At least it's a bit warmer in here.

We're getting hammered with snow yet again.

I think we got close to seven or eight inches last night, and there's more falling currently.

We certainly asked for the rain last year, but this year it's too much too soon, I guess.

I have a great show lined up for you guys this evening, but before we get started, I need to mention a comment I made last week.

Now, it seemed like a lot of people didn't have an issue with this, but I did get a couple

emails here and there, so I just wanted to point out that I said something along the lines

of 99% of the paranormal field is not real. It's kind of just a number I pulled

out of a hat that wasn't exactly based on any information. I was kind of going for the more

dramatic effect than anything. If I were pinned to the wall and had to say, I would say it'd be

closer to maybe 70% of all paranormal things are misidentifications, hoaxes, that kind of thing,

and then you have the other 30% that can be something more, something scarier, something

spooky. So I certainly didn't mean to discourage anyone, and I certainly was not

implying that 99% of the calls on this show are fake. That is absolutely

not what I was trying to get across. So if you were one of the ones that was a bit put off by the

comment, just know that it was taken a bit out of context. And yeah, so we're going to move on

from there. As I said, I have an excellent show, so let's quit wasting time and get right into it.

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