Kitchen Dreamers, we're Ren and we've changed the kitchen world so you can change your kitchen.

Welcome to a portable luxury. Finally, you can have the integrated dishwasher and go all in on the

pull-out pantry. Come on Britain, this is luxury for all, affordable for all. We're Ren and this is

The Great Renovation. Visit your nearest showroom.

The following is intended for bizarre audiences only. Welcome to the Midnight Library.

Madam, it was lounging outside the butcher's back door. I overheard two ladies saying that the

library has enslaved skeletons. Flayed of their flesh and bewitched into servitude.

I see. They've gone past telling rumors and are just making things up now. We don't have any enslaved

skeletons. Uh, no, but don't you think it's a fine idea? Oh, I suppose it is. I'll just look for

a spell under zombification, I guess. Excellent suggestion, darling. My pleasure, Madam. I'm always

happy to help. Good evening. Oh, no, no, no, you go in ahead of me dear.

Your miss Fisher, is that correct? Yes. You look different when you're awake. I'm in a way

from the village. I'm sure I've seen you in the village. What's that? When was the last time I was

there? Oh, well, in daylight, it's been a while, but I was just there yesterday. Ever since Grim's

grocers began offering night shopping, I'm sometimes there. And other places.

No more questions, please miss Fisher. I don't want to appear to have favorite guests you know.

Please take your seat. Welcome, everyone. On your way to your seat, please help yourself to the

hospitality tray. This evening selection is in honor of cats and what cats like to eat. So,

there's little tins of some kind of fish that was caught in peril pond right here on the ground.

And Natasha has lovingly prepared them in some kind of Joey. There's also cookies

that resemble dead field mice and chewed headless birds. I know I don't know what flavor they are

or what's in them, but they're also cute and just the right size for dunking in your tea.

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