Good, very, nothing.

There, very.

Mission, mission. The The Good evening, and welcome to Monsters Among Us.

I'm your guide, Derek Hayes.

It is freezing outside.

In fact, we actually got snow on Monday.

Not a lot, but enough to tick me off.

It's late May.

We recently bought a bunch of snapdragons and lemon grass and all kinds of stuff to play in the yard.

And it's frosted the last two, three nights.

Awesome.

Hopefully it's warm in your neck of the woods, or at least going to be warm.

But if it's not, you're in luck, because tonight's show is on fire.

I have a huge assortment of different paranormal stories to share with you guys this evening.

So without further hesitation, let's launch in to our first call of the evening.

And this first call comes with a bit of an apology from me.

You see, I've fallen quite behind on keeping up with the incoming calls.

As I'm recording this, it is 842 in the morning on Thursday, and I've already received three calls for the day.

So as you can tell, it's getting difficult to keep up with these calls. So with that issue out in the

air, I was doing some administrative cleanup the last couple days, and I found a few calls from

several months ago, in fact, over a year ago. And I'm quite embarrassed that these calls remain hidden in the back of my emails.

So, tonight, I'm pulling mostly from those calls,

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