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And now, on to the show. Welcome back on this very special November 15th friend. It's National Clean

Out Your Refrigerator Day.

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Chester interprets rhetoric a little differently than we do.

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Go clean out McSorley's fridge.

Hell, he's got cheese for days. Let's head in, friend. I'd offer you a snack, but I'm fresh out. Well, I'm fresh out of cigarettes, too. Them sons of bitches went up to $10 a pack. That sinner tax can be a bitch. Anyway, check out simplyscarypodcast.com when you get a chance.

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So anyway, tonight we've got a story from fan favorite, Brian Asbury. When he's not walking

around shirtless in Colorado Barnes & Nobles or pushing his way into the Fox News studio, he likes

to write us stories. And tonight he's done just that.

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