Hey, amigos, you know what's really easy to do and even easier to forget?

Please help me out and hit that like button if you're listening on YouTube.

And if you're listening somewhere else, what the hell?

Pop in, give me a thumb.

Say hello while you're at it.

It helps me a ton with the algorithm, and besides, it's real nice to see you there. And what better way to celebrate than a pill-upy? I've got some good news for you. Halloween ain't quite over yet. Not till I say it is.

And what better way to celebrate than a pillowcase full of candy and a split-tail Halloween special?

Ain't that Rochester?

Hey, just cause you ate all your candy already doesn't mean you're getting mine.

Let's head in, friend. I don't like the way he's looking at me right now.

Hmm.

All right.

Hey, Chillin' Tales for Dark Nights has a big anthology book full of your favorite stories.

Take a second and visit chillingbook.com for the perfect Halloween read.

Chilling tales for dark nights, dirty tales of terror. Contained just that.

Dirty tales never before available in print. All illustrated beautifully by David Romero.

Now, smoke them if you got them and drink those glasses to the bottom.

Because old Drew Blood has a tell to tell, and it's a doozy.

Our story tonight is the Split-Tel files number nine.

And before we get started, I'd like to tell you all that Jeff and I are releasing a book.

You heard that right.

It'll have all the split-tale stories, including

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