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Someone came up to me in the street and said are you you Jimmy Car or would you just look like Jimmy Car?

I said both.

Hello, I'm Jimmy Car, and I'm announcing a new tour.

It's called Jimmy Car Loves Funny, because they'll be laughs and it'll be funny and because they'll laugh funny.

I think jokes are like magnets.

They attract some people, some people like my comedy,

but like magnets jokes attract and they repel.

Some people are repelled by my sense of humour.

If that's you, don't come and see

come and see Jimmy Car laughs funny. I'll be everywhere. Go to Jimmy Car.

for details.

Hello Eggchasers. It's the Egg Chasers Rugby podcast, a

podcast about Rugby that doesn't take itself or the game too seriously and as you can

hear from the lack of theme tune things are slightly different because we're all in our own egg chases TMO shipping container.

I'm Tim, there's J.B.

Hello Tim?

In Manchester?

Yeah, Manchester. Yeah, yeah, Manchester.

And Phil is up.

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