S6E23 - 2 Scary Stories: My Brother Collects Weird Dolls
The Scarecast: Scary Stories, Mysteries, and True Crime
Michael Crutchfield
4.5 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2022
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Knock-knock jokes will never be the same again...
STORY #1: "Every night, my girlfriend wakes me up to tell the exact same joke" written by u/Point_Of_No_Return-
STORY #2: "My brother started collecting these weird dolls" written by u/HauntedHobbyBox1997
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| 0:00.0 | Every night, my girlfriend wakes me up to tell the exact same joke written by point of |
| 0:10.1 | no return. |
| 0:13.8 | Before I start, I feel like I should let something be very clear. |
| 0:19.7 | I absolutely love Ellen. |
| 0:23.2 | We've been living together for about three years now but have known each other basically |
| 0:27.2 | our whole lives. |
| 0:29.4 | In fact, we were childhood friends. |
| 0:32.4 | And I know this may sound like a fairy tale to some people but it truly felt like we |
| 0:38.5 | were always destined to be together. |
| 0:42.4 | Even after graduation, when we started dating other people, it only felt truly right |
| 0:48.4 | when we were with each other, so I don't know what took me so long to ask around, but |
| 0:54.5 | I'm really glad that I did. |
| 0:58.0 | We had the same taste in music, movies, and even food. |
| 1:02.4 | We laughed at the same dumb jokes and know exactly how to comfort each other in times of need. |
| 1:08.7 | She's the kindest, most genuine, loving girl I ever met. |
| 1:12.9 | We even been talking about plants for marriage and how we would like to have kids of our own. |
| 1:19.5 | And that's why it hurts so much how it all went terribly wrong. |
| 1:24.4 | And just four nights. |
| 1:28.1 | I would also like to say that Ellen doesn't have much of a family other than me. |
| 1:34.0 | And some very distant aunts that she never met and doesn't even know their names. |
| 1:40.3 | I was born in a big family with four siblings and plenty of cousins that were always visiting |
| 1:47.0 | and even helping out when we got in trouble. |
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