God.

Anyway.

Welcome to Sview Pod, especially heinous.

I'm Gabe.

I'm Tasha.

We're on season six,

episode 11, Contagious. When she says the word contagious at the end, I was like, the reason why they didn't say hysteria is because it would be too obvious that the guy wasn't guilty anymore.

Oh. Because I was like, they should just call it hysteria because they said hysteria so many times.

Right.

I know.

She's like, it's contagious.

And then it spreads and 28 days later, everybody's just fucked.

You're either running for your life or you're a crazy sprinter zombie.

They weren't zombies.

They were infected with rage.

So I just want to clear that up right away. I know they were infest. I know that. Just, you know. Okay. Opening scene. There are a bunch of ambulances. An EMS person is admitting a patient with injuries from a car accident. A drunk driver, T-boned, their car, a man, woman, and their daughter. And they're unloading everybody out of these ambulances. So the little girl is nine years old. Her name is Holly. She's got a fucking wicked bump on her head, but is awake. And she says that she has a lot of pain in her tummy. I immediately was like, is she pregnant? Oh, God. That was my first thought. Yeah. the hospital, they're looking at an x-ray. Somehow, she has no injuries. She tells the doctor that her stomach hurts, and he says it's probably from the seatbelt. So the doctor wants to take off her clothing to do an exam. And she loses it and starts kicking and screaming. She's like, you're not doing that. So the doctor tries to calm her down and he's like, hey, just get some rest. I'm going to go check on your parents and then whispers to the nurse to page the shrink on call. Later, Dr. Hendrick shows up. Remember, she's the lady from the other episode where Benson was like, why don't you just fuck her stabler pretty much? She's... And they were like rare. Yeah. She's itchy from fried green tomatoes.

Yes.

She comes and speaks with Holly. Holly's child actor, Jeanette McCurdy. She had a huge role in I Carly and the spinoff salmon cat. So if you're one of those Disney kids, basically she was like Miley Cyrus and fucking, what's her name?

Ariana Grande. What's her name? Like in those kind of shows. I forgot Ariana Grande was in on the Disney. Man, they churn out like pop queens, man. Oh, I know. Fucking Brittany. Justin Timberlake was on there too. Uh-huh. Christina Aguilera. Holy shit. Okay. She tells Holly that she can see her parents when they're out of surgery.

Holly does not want that other doctor to take her pants off.

And Hendricks tells her that she'll get a girl doctor to do the exam and that she'll stay

with her the whole time.

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