S6 Ep8: Tiptoe Through the Tombstones

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Step Lightly Right This Way, Dear Guests! The Hospitality Tray is brimming with tombstone-shaped biscuits! (just check them for wolf fur) Tonight Ms. Merrick will take you on a moonlit tour of some twisted tales of old tombstones and what lies beneath them! She has lost graves, cursed graves, and witch graves to entice you! And after the reading, we're all going outside for a little tour of The Library's private Chauncey Graveyard! You'll be fine. Everything will be just... fine...

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design during this episode.

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0:00.0	Y'all ready for something new?
0:02.0	Just give, oh you thought it was just burgers and fries
0:06.1	They got more flavors than you tasted or you heard in your life
0:08.9	Y'all be here
0:10.0	It ain't only restaurants anymore
0:12.0	We can go bananas at the grocery store
0:14.0	I'm a bad girl but my take out battle
0:17.0	But you need do, I could cop a taco pedal
0:20.0	We bring it more to your door
0:22.0	When you need sleep, what you gonna do?
0:26.0	Be somebody safe, just give it
0:34.0	The following is intended for bizarre audiences only
0:38.0	Welcome to the Midnight Library
0:56.0	Mr. Darling, now listen, I'm sorry!
1:06.0	I didn't mean for that to sound so pet-owner-ish there, I apologize
1:12.0	New offense taken matter, you and I are old friends
1:16.0	I'm listening
1:18.0	I'm taking the guest on a little tour of the Chauncey Grey Yard after the reading this evening
1:24.0	Could you run ahead and keep the ghouls away until we're finished, please?
1:28.0	I'd be pleased to be of service to your battle
1:32.0	Good boy, how about a guest-flavored biscuit?
1:42.0	Ah, so nice to see you all on this full moon rising night
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