what's up everybody

welcome back happy skews day to you it's uh february third 2026 look at that crack mark

up before we started give me a cookie please if you don mind, I'll make a wish while I'm at it.

I compare myself to Bruce Valanche, comedy legend Bruce Valanche. That's what got Mark going. Anyway, I'm sure that's Mark. Matt's back there doing this thing. It's weekly skews. It's February 2nd, about 2 o'clock p.m. on the left coast as we sit down to record this. So anyway, hi, Mark.

Hey, but so, so yeah we're talking

about uh the the the all the stuff that's in the new epstein like the stuff no one's talking about

the new epstein the stuff everyone is talking about that also the stuff that's for some reason no one is

talking about which is kind of mind-blowing to me but before we get to that i want to mention like

there's a huge ice storm all over the south right now.

Yeah, my sister's in it.

You know, basically everyone I know, except for me and you and anyone that lives out here has been stuck in it and having to deal with it for the past week.

Yeah, my sister, they didn't lose power or anything because my family's in Virginia.

And they, uh, they were out of school a couple days and stayed home for work and stuff.

And my sister texted me yesterday, the picture of the snow on the porch and a screen grab of

the weather saying it was 28 degrees. And my wife sent her back a screen grab of it being 78 and

sunny here. Yeah, we live in a weather bubble out here.

You literally forget that wintertime even exists and stuff.

Drew, a friend of the show, Drew sent us a picture of his car run off the road in a ditch because he lost, you know, it slipped on the ice.

And I was like, oh shit, that's still a thing.

You know, because it was like a week later and I was like, I totally figured that would still a thing. There, you know, because it was like a week later and I was like, I totally figured that

would have blown over by now, you know. Yeah. One of the ways of what's been spoiled out here with there's spoils you out here is you don't think about all the time you lose to stuff like that. Like, do Texas a picture of it, but then four hours later, it's like, finally got the crowd out of the ditch. I'm like, I've done 10 things since then, but I'm like, you don't have to worry about what you wear, what did they cut to carry an umbrella.

It's like all the, the crow out of the ditch. I'm like, I've done 10 things since then, but I'm like, you don't have to worry about what you wear, what did have to carry an umbrella? It's like all the brain space. It just saves you. You know, the old canar, you don't have to shovel sunshine, shovel sunshine. But yeah, tens of thousands of people across Tennessee, Mississippi, and Louisiana have gone more than a week without power or heat, you know after the the fucking ice storm, at least three dozen people have died in connection to the storm.

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