Hello. Oh, hi, I at least castle. Hey, Mike Jensen. How's it going? It's fine.

So, um, this guy next to me on the bus, like, insisted there were plenty of seats, but insisted on

me making me move so he could sit directly next to me and he had a

wooden back scratcher attached to his shorts that just kept hitting me the whole time. That's really

weird. Yeah. And then he was like viciously rumbling through papers. Also, I think that there is a

special place in hell for people on the subway.

You know how there's like the two seats and the three seats?

People that sit in the middle of the three seats.

Straight to hell.

Yeah, I love, though, to go next to like people that are man spreading and just sit there and like just make them move over.

I have no problem saying, excuse me.

And sometimes I even say it for other people.

I say, can we scoot down so this elderly woman can sit?

I don't usually say that.

You're a real like social justice warrior when it comes to the subways and buses.

I'm a subway shit starter.

Yeah.

So we're here today to discuss hop, skip, and a week.

Nice try, guys.

They say it like two times, though.

I know, but like it didn't work, but okay.

I'll tell Amy, you said so.

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