S6 Ep5: Coffin Ships - Heartbreak Warning
The Midnight Library
Scott Philbrook
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2022
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
There are, however, excellent examples of human beings as role models, both horrific and nearly perfect. It's likely to be one of the only more serious readings we shall ever have. I thank you for attending. Yours Very Sincerely with Love, Miranda Merrick
Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design during this episode.
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| 0:00.0 | The following is intended for bizarre audiences only. |
| 0:08.3 | Welcome to the Midnight Library. |
| 0:30.0 | Madden, if our old goons are retiring and the new goons are arriving, who's going to train them? |
| 0:39.8 | We're not doing it the old fashioned way are we? |
| 0:43.3 | Well, we might. |
| 0:45.7 | I mean, there's nothing wrong with the old way. |
| 0:49.6 | That would require one or both of us to travel up into the very highest attic rooms in the library, Madden. |
| 0:58.1 | I believe you know this. |
| 1:00.2 | Oh gosh, it is so spooky up there, Mr. Darling. |
| 1:05.6 | Perhaps there is another way. |
| 1:08.5 | Perhaps indeed, Madden. |
| 1:15.4 | Oh, what a damp and foggy night for you all to come out. |
| 1:20.4 | Please come through and warm yourself by the fire as soon as you can. |
| 1:25.8 | Mr. McCoy, your hair has gone all curly in the drizzle. |
| 1:33.4 | I'll have a maid fetch you a towel. |
| 1:36.9 | Please don't concern yourself with the runes embroidered on it. |
| 1:43.4 | They'll have no effect on your lovely locks. |
| 1:48.1 | That's all I can promise you. |
| 1:52.3 | Let me dispense with the announcements as you file in. |
| 1:55.7 | The order doesn't always matter, doesn't? |
| 1:58.9 | Well, hard cheese. |
| 2:01.8 | Welcome to the Midnight Library, my dear guests. |
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