Hello, I'm Rob Beckett, and I'm Josh Willickum.

Welcome to Parent in Hell, the show in which Josh and I discuss what it's really like

to be a parent, which I would say can be a little tricky.

So to make ourselves, and hopefully you, feel better about the trials and tribulations

of Monday Parenting, each week, we're chatting to a famous parent about how they're coping.

Or hopefully how they're not coping.

And we'll also be hearing from you, the listener, with your tips, advice, and of course,

tales of parenting woe.

As let's be honest, there are plenty of times where none of us know what we're doing.

Before we start, Rob, before we start, I'm stressed.

You're stressed.

I'm stressed.

I'm experiencing stress.

It's odd because looking at you, you've done a really good job of the sound proofing.

Get your fucking sound proofing, please.

No, no, no, no.

Okay.

It looks like you've fallen out with a builder and never left you without a job.

No, let me show you.

What?

You know what, Rob?

One second.

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