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Welcome to season 6, episode 4. I'm your host, Jason Hill. And this evening we have a little

something to get you in the mood for springtime, an early summer salad of fear. Because let's

face it, when our summer salad is not terrifying, I still can't believe people eat those things.

I mean, just ask yourself, when was the last time you saw a bowl of potato salad that didn't

have a fly on it? Hmm, thinking about it now, eh? Grandma's winter borscht doesn't sound so bad

anymore, doesn't it? No, it doesn't. That's right folks, mayonnaise and sunlight.

Two things that should never really be combined. And yet, we have summer salads. Yum.

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chilling towns for dark nights. Thank you for your support. Now, allow me to escort you to a place

where the sun dies. A nightmare has come to life. Welcome, listener, to the horror hill.

You haven't found the darkness. The darkness has found you.

And now, from author Ralph Robert Moore, I give you monkeys on the beach.

Phome slid down the station wagon's windshield bubbles and whiteness towards the black whiteness.

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