Good, very, nothing.

Good, very, very.

Thank you. The The Good evening and welcome to Monsters Among Us.

I am your guide, Derek Hayes.

Greetings, welcome, and all that jazz.

I have an awesome show set up for you guys this evening,

culminating in a story I've been dying to get on the show since it came in.

But I'll tell you this.

We're not going to get anywhere by me yapping.

So let's get the stories rolling.

Now, what do you say?

We start off a little bit different today.

Maybe we ease into this one.

Let's start off with a little something ghostly yet lighthearted.

For that, I have just a thing.

The following is Jay's story out of Canada.

Hi Derek.

This is Jay calling from Montreal, Canada.

And my story that I have for you today is a bit of a, not strange, but a bit uncommon, I guess I could say.

It started about a year ago.

And just to preface, I do, I live in a very small apartment, so I can, it's a bachelor, so I can

see my entire apartment no matter where I am sitting. And I live with a lot of pets. So right now,

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