S6 Ep3: Corpse Medicine

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Welcome, Dear Guest! If you've been feeling a little under the weather- the cure is "dead ahead!" Just saunter over to our Hospitality Tray where Bob's your Uncle AND your medicine! Tonight, your Divine Hostess is more than a little pleased to fill you in on how your forebearers were munching on the dead to try to live longer themselves! BONUS! There are also 2 Spirit Board messages to be read out from Stefan Strangeways! (Please be advised--The Midnight Library & Miranda Merrick are not responsible for these messages, they are merely the transmitters of them. So there.

Special Thanks to Sounds Like an Earful Music Supply for the amazing music AND sound design during this episode.

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0:00.0	With Peloton offering up to £400 of selected bike plus and tread packages,
0:04.7	you might go all in with their classes and become a marathon training shadow boxing,
0:08.6	weightlifting, yoga loving, falls of nature.
0:11.2	Or you may just want to be able to touch your toes.
0:15.0	From big sweaty goals to bendy toe touching goals and everything in between,
0:18.8	start strong with up to £400 of selected Peloton packages.
0:22.7	Offerings 31st of January 2024.
0:24.6	Internet connection and Peloton all access membership £39 per month required.
0:28.4	The following is intended for bizarre audiences only.
0:38.5	Welcome to the Midnight Library.
0:58.4	Before we begin tonight's reading dear guests,
1:01.9	we are beyond pleased to take just a moment to introduce you to our friends from the UK
1:08.4	cautionary tales with Tim Harper.
1:23.6	The Knights of France had every reason to feel confident.
1:28.0	Resplendent in their fine armour,
1:30.1	astride their great steeds,
1:32.1	they belonged to the greatest army in medieval unity.
1:35.8	They had crushed every enemy they had met on the field of battle.
1:39.6	So an upstart band of English invaders stood little chance.
1:44.4	Except those French noblemen ended the day defeated.
1:48.4	Their horses shot out from under them, drowning in mud and their own mud.
1:53.9	History is littered with tragic stories such as this.
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