what's up welcome back everybody happy skews day to you it's uh may 19th 2026 we're recording this on

monday may 18th uh about 1 o'clock on on on the left coast. I'm trying to.

That's Mark. How's it going on, Mark? Good, man. Uh, you're talking about some, uh, fun stuff today, specifically some, uh, blast for me, which is always fun. And then we're going to talk about some stuff with data centers going around this country, including a, uh, a holy war, Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank is engaged in against some Chinese agents who, of course,

found a home in Utah. Not really. But before we get to that, I want to talk about how I just,

why is the federal government now turned into a make-a-wish for like the 10 biggest dipshits in the country. Have you? I can't really keep track of it.

Today we're talking about cash Patel going snorkeling at Pearl Harbor.

Right.

I mean, it's not that surprising to me, you know, because people, anyone with any kind of like actual professionalism or, you know, competency or whatever has been weeded out over the years of the Trump era that we live in, you know, they're not, right, not super welcome around those parts anymore. So this is what you're left with. You end up with guys like Cash Patel running the FBI. Do you, so, okay, but like, so why Pearl, like, you, you've been to Hawaii, right?

Yeah.

The whole, it's literally nothing but coastline for the most part.

You can snorkel fucking anywhere.

Why the USS Arizona?

Right.

Because, because they could hook it up there.

Do you know what I mean? It's like, does the DOD operate that? Does the Navy operate or like at some sort of federal? You know what I mean? Like as a... Oh, it's a federal park because it's a war memorial. Right. Right. That's what I'm saying. So he's got like, he's got the hookup there.

Whereas, like, if you got to like Turtle Bay or whatever, they might be like, fuck that guy. I mean, probably not, but they might not like him or whatever, you know, so. Yeah, I'd still think, like, by way I have to say to Turtle Bay place fucking rules. But, like, so let me read, let me read. So if you guys don't we're talking about,

let me read from this news,

start in New York Times.

So Navy SEALs used two boats to transport, escort Mr. Patel and nine other people and wanted a DOD email called

a quote, VIP snorkel next to one of the military's most sacred sites, the underwater tomb of

the USS Arizona that holds the remains of more than

900 Navy sailors and Marines who died at Pearl Harbor. Mr. Patel swam in the vicinity of

...