S6 Ep21: Weekly Skews – RFK Jr. Cut Off a Raccoon’s What Now
Weekly Skews
Weekly Skews
4.9 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
RFK Jr. “Yeah yeah, we’ll get to the measles outbreaks, but first what’s up with raccoon penis bones?” The FBI director apparently cries at work, but don’t worry, it’s only because he’s blackout drunk. Trump considers giving himself an Iran War medal. Then, we get into the insane goings on with influencers on the right, where the real ones are self-immolating at the same time they’re being replaced by A.I.
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| 0:00.0 | what's up everybody welcome back happy skews day to you uh it's april 21st 2026 we're recording this on uh it just occurred to me for the first time today hitler's birthday monday, April 20th, 20, 26, or We'd Day. |
| 0:23.9 | I guess depends on what kind of American you are. |
| 0:29.2 | I guess there's some overlap with those nowadays. |
| 0:31.5 | Some people are really into Hitler's birthday. |
| 0:33.2 | They're also toking up today. |
| 0:34.6 | That's the weird wild world we all live in. |
| 0:37.0 | But either way, I'm Trey, and that's Mark. |
| 0:39.0 | How you doing, Mark? |
| 0:54.3 | Good, man. It's a fun story. So yesterday I come back from the gym. I find my wife sitting on the couch holding her dog who's shaking. And I'm like, my wife seems upset. I'm like, well, what happened? And she's like, well, she noticed a lump on the dog's butthole. |
| 0:56.1 | So she did Dr. Google stuff. |
| 0:54.2 | And then... upset. I'm like, well, what happened? She's like, well, she noticed a lump on the dog's butt hole. |
| 0:55.4 | So she did Dr. |
| 1:01.1 | Google stuff and then did a watch a YouTube tutorial on how to express your dog's butthole. |
| 1:01.6 | So she decided to attempt that herself and see if that would solve the problem. |
| 1:05.8 | So she did not, yeah, she did not successfully express her dog's but |
| 1:10.2 | she had trauma. |
| 1:11.1 | I was like, did you traumatize? |
| 1:13.6 | She sexually assaulted your dog, basically. |
| 1:15.4 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:17.2 | And then she's upset. |
| 1:18.5 | I'm dying laughing because the dog is not upset about being bullied. |
| 1:23.8 | It doesn't have, it doesn't know it was molested. |
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