Smoke if you've got them and drink those glasses to the bottom y'all.

Ha ha.

Welcome, friend.

The holidays are kind of lame today, so we're going to skip them.

Instead, today is a day of penance.

I gave you two short ones in a row, and Barry really got on my case for it.

Well, Barry, here's a big one for you.

Hope you packed a sandwich.

It's a figure of speech, Chester.

Anyway, come on in, friend.

I hate to keep Barry waiting.

Mmm.

That's better.

You know what Barry would love?

Simplyscarypodcast.com.

You can become a patron there and listen all damn day.

Their entire catalog since 2012,

ad-free, downloadable, streamable, the works. And when you're

done listening to all 12 years of that, check out patreon.com forward slash drew blood too. Hope to see you

there. So our tale tonight comes courtesy of RK Combring bying, by way of our pals at Vailoch's books.

It's got zombies. It's a Western. It's a zombie Western.

So without further delay, from author R.K. Combring, I give you the Blessed Resurrection.

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